Nulgubfitflagbam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish unicorn.

Nulgubfitflagbam created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulgubfitflagbam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulgubfitflagbam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulgubfitflagbam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nulgubfitflagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the south.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.