Bodkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, clever skunk.

Bodkab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodkab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodkab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bodkab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bodkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed garlic to hamsters while wearing corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.