Larnfenril is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous spider.

Larnfenril created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnfenril, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larnfenril, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Larnfenril's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Larnfenril's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to eagles while wearing orange trousers.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.