Gessmisfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair wren.

Gessmisfet created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessmisfet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gessmisfet, it will make you grow a tail.

Gessmisfet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gessmisfet's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. You must love Gessmisfet.

5. Do not kill squirrels.
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