Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent cat.

Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig.

2. Worship no other gods but Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Himarfdudbumomtragfotsig in the centre of the settlement.