Tunvagtabtinquartbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish human.

Tunvagtabtinquartbog created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunvagtabtinquartbog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunvagtabtinquartbog, she will turn you into a duck.

Tunvagtabtinquartbog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tunvagtabtinquartbog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tunvagtabtinquartbog.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.