Buggarpin Flapyarlboss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous octopus.

Buggarpin Flapyarlboss created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buggarpin Flapyarlboss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Buggarpin Flapyarlboss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Buggarpin Flapyarlboss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Buggarpin Flapyarlboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Buggarpin Flapyarlboss on top of all buildings.
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