Jigquafsig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful giraffe.

Jigquafsig created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigquafsig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jigquafsig, it will not care at all.

Jigquafsig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jigquafsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing pink skirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.