Gidquillsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, kind goblin.

Gidquillsaf created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidquillsaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gidquillsaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gidquillsaf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gidquillsaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.