Tarkantip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable raven.

Tarkantip created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tarkantip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarkantip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tarkantip's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tarkantip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about galaxies.