Raglatdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive dog.

Raglatdiss created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raglatdiss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raglatdiss, she will send you a sign.

Raglatdiss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Raglatdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Raglatdiss first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.