Pakabomin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, weak swan.

Pakabomin created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakabomin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakabomin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pakabomin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pakabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.