Bigyarllap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable crab.

Bigyarllap created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigyarllap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bigyarllap, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bigyarllap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bigyarllap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bigyarllap.

5. Do not sing in public.