Cissjipdab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent wyvern.

Cissjipdab created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissjipdab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cissjipdab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cissjipdab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cissjipdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Cissjipdab loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not chop down trees.