Hotnegrap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow duck.

Hotnegrap created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotnegrap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hotnegrap, it will turn you into a snail.

Hotnegrap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hotnegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not commit murder.