Sagvidlim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing bear.

Sagvidlim created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagvidlim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagvidlim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagvidlim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sagvidlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Put Sagvidlim first in all things.