Miszedhig Dapfigtipstigfed Rutnut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty cat.

Miszedhig Dapfigtipstigfed Rutnut created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miszedhig Dapfigtipstigfed Rutnut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Miszedhig Dapfigtipstigfed Rutnut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Miszedhig Dapfigtipstigfed Rutnut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Miszedhig Dapfigtipstigfed Rutnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to hamsters while wearing red boots.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never skip in holy places.