Satapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless swan.

Satapp created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satapp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Satapp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Satapp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Satapp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Satapp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Always obey Satapp's priests.