Karlistbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking shark.

Karlistbeg created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karlistbeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Karlistbeg, she will cry a lot.

Karlistbeg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Karlistbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Karlistbeg.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.