Jambadgod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy camel.

Jambadgod created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambadgod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jambadgod, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jambadgod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jambadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Jambadgod on top of important buildings.