Nignarlbid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, kind mouse.

Nignarlbid created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nignarlbid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nignarlbid, it will strike you with lightening.

Nignarlbid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nignarlbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nignarlbid on top of all buildings.