Lopbaptif Catfarpop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless eagle.

Lopbaptif Catfarpop created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopbaptif Catfarpop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lopbaptif Catfarpop, he will be very sad.

Lopbaptif Catfarpop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lopbaptif Catfarpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sprint near snakes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to frogs while wearing gray stockings.