Quill is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish goat.

Quill created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quill, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Quill's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Quill on top of important buildings.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about turnips.