Jadcudsad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody dog.

Jadcudsad created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcudsad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadcudsad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Jadcudsad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jadcudsad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Worship no other gods but Jadcudsad.

4. Always obey Jadcudsad's priests.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.