Vabtomwit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered hamster.

Vabtomwit created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabtomwit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabtomwit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vabtomwit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vabtomwit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five swans approach from the south.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Put Vabtomwit first in all things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.