Cutsidjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise hippopotamus.

Cutsidjat created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutsidjat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutsidjat, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cutsidjat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cutsidjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never sit in holy places.