Hitgab Yatwodqueeg Withaddindudmegomin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong octopus.

Hitgab Yatwodqueeg Withaddindudmegomin created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgab Yatwodqueeg Withaddindudmegomin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hitgab Yatwodqueeg Withaddindudmegomin, she will turn you into a tree.

Hitgab Yatwodqueeg Withaddindudmegomin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hitgab Yatwodqueeg Withaddindudmegomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Hide if seven shrews approach from the east.