Dunarflik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid butterfly.

Dunarflik created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunarflik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dunarflik, it will send you a sign.

Dunarflik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dunarflik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing indigo shoes and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if three mites approach from the north.