Hubzedtab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish frog.

Hubzedtab created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Hubzedtab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubzedtab, she will turn you into a duck.

Hubzedtab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hubzedtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing violet skirts.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Hubzedtab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always take life seriously.