Straggumten is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless cobra.

Straggumten created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggumten, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Straggumten, it will turn you into a hamster.

Straggumten's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Straggumten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. You must pray to Straggumten three times a day.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing violet ear rings and balancing four gold spheres on your face.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.