Nibnattonkfed is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty rhinoceros.

Nibnattonkfed created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibnattonkfed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibnattonkfed, she will think nothing of it.

Nibnattonkfed's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nibnattonkfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.