Nellsawhugkarmobstergepart is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking tortoise.

Nellsawhugkarmobstergepart created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsawhugkarmobstergepart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellsawhugkarmobstergepart, she will ignore you.

Nellsawhugkarmobstergepart's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nellsawhugkarmobstergepart's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nellsawhugkarmobstergepart.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never write about optics.