Likbabfumdavrulziggetkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, generous cow.

Likbabfumdavrulziggetkad created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbabfumdavrulziggetkad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Likbabfumdavrulziggetkad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Likbabfumdavrulziggetkad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Likbabfumdavrulziggetkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing yellow stockings and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.