Flanyimfob is a god.

He takes the form of a small, vain salamander.

Flanyimfob created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanyimfob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flanyimfob, he will be very unhappy.

Flanyimfob's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flanyimfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest magenta.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Flanyimfob loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Flanyimfob.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.