Megwapquat Fasbestjangid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic donkey.

Megwapquat Fasbestjangid created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megwapquat Fasbestjangid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Megwapquat Fasbestjangid, she will send you a sign.

Megwapquat Fasbestjangid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Megwapquat Fasbestjangid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing violet corsets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to dogs while wearing indigo coats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never hurt monkeys.