Cedcib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing cow.

Cedcib created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedcib, it will remove you from existence.

Cedcib's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cedcib in the centre of the settlement.