Podxemflapyart is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, compassionate
wyvern.
Podxemflapyart created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Podxemflapyart, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Podxemflapyart, he will destroy your home planet.
Podxemflapyart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Podxemflapyart's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Always help sick seals.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.