Podxemflapyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate wyvern.

Podxemflapyart created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podxemflapyart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Podxemflapyart, he will destroy your home planet.

Podxemflapyart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Podxemflapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.