Arfcapcetzedcinfligjam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident spider.

Arfcapcetzedcinfligjam created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcapcetzedcinfligjam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arfcapcetzedcinfligjam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arfcapcetzedcinfligjam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Arfcapcetzedcinfligjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.