Fadbessmab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying grasshopper.

Fadbessmab created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbessmab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadbessmab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fadbessmab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fadbessmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing gray scarves and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.