Nurtyokcam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful swallow.

Nurtyokcam created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtyokcam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurtyokcam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nurtyokcam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nurtyokcam's Holy Commandments

1. Nurtyokcam loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat limes.