Fomgadspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, irritating warg.

Fomgadspag created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomgadspag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomgadspag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fomgadspag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fomgadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fomgadspag first in all things.

2. Never paint your arms black.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.