Jigdossged is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless raven.

Jigdossged created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigdossged, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jigdossged, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jigdossged's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jigdossged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Jigdossged on top of important buildings.