Farnfligwigcub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate gnu.

Farnfligwigcub created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnfligwigcub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farnfligwigcub, it will cry a lot.

Farnfligwigcub's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Farnfligwigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never write about moons.