Jinfarmegdid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented sheep.

Jinfarmegdid created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfarmegdid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jinfarmegdid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Jinfarmegdid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jinfarmegdid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Jinfarmegdid.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.