Dunnelbiss Zimyarptal Sasbutcin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing centaur.

Dunnelbiss Zimyarptal Sasbutcin created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnelbiss Zimyarptal Sasbutcin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dunnelbiss Zimyarptal Sasbutcin, it will turn you into a goat.

Dunnelbiss Zimyarptal Sasbutcin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dunnelbiss Zimyarptal Sasbutcin's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Dunnelbiss Zimyarptal Sasbutcin's priests.