Latbifhen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient dingo.

Latbifhen created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latbifhen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Latbifhen, he will manifest in front of you.

Latbifhen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Latbifhen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Worship no other gods but Latbifhen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not kill goats.