Zanartfebbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic lizard.

Zanartfebbot created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanartfebbot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zanartfebbot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zanartfebbot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zanartfebbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Run away if eight cats approach from the south.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Do not kill dolphins.