Pibnel is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented dolphin.

Pibnel created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibnel, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pibnel, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pibnel's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pibnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if nine otters approach from the north.

3. Hide from violet cats for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Do not bounce in public.