Fednibnel is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical badger.

Fednibnel created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fednibnel, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fednibnel, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fednibnel's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fednibnel's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never wear purple shorts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.