Jadbedfen Lunragdapfodkap Zagbumbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, two-faced deer.

Jadbedfen Lunragdapfodkap Zagbumbab created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbedfen Lunragdapfodkap Zagbumbab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jadbedfen Lunragdapfodkap Zagbumbab, she will curse you with boils.

Jadbedfen Lunragdapfodkap Zagbumbab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jadbedfen Lunragdapfodkap Zagbumbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jadbedfen Lunragdapfodkap Zagbumbab's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.